Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
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