school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
jump out the window naked night went bad
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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