new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
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