Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
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