The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
The ass gains better be worth it
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