Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
Randomize
