Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
How I know that I'm single: when I get a save the date for a wedding & I read "& guest" my first thought was does my bottle of Jack Daniels count.
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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