Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
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