Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
New policy: when a woman uses the word blowjob in a sentence within 5 minutes of meeting her, you buy her a drink.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
I'm high, watching "Scream" and eating a grilled cheese sandwich off my boobs. I'm not going anywhere
Come on, clusterfuck. Put on a pushup bra and get your fine ass to the bar, or you will be a sad single stoner forever
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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