My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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