She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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