His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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