Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
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