would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
You ended at least 6 stories with "and that's why I don't snort coke anymore"
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
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