check it out our google latitudes are spooning
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
I just inadvertently flirted with my coworker's 20-year old son. I've known him since he was 14, yet suddenly he looked different.
You are nothing if not reliable.
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
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