apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
you got in your car and made the sounds of a NASCAR, then called me on your phone and I was your pit crew. then you apparently you won the race, and THAT'S when you tried to backflip off the top of your car.
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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