I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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