that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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