you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Randomize
