Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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