what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
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