sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
Randomize
