This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
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