something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
Hey, it was your idea to keep her occupied with the barscanner on your phone.
you didnt need to give her a fucking sharpie. there are handmade barcodes everywhere. including my cock. fucker.
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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