I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
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