I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
i called him pencil dick in front of over half of his fraternity brothers...
...never gotten so many high fives in my life! fuck ya i win!
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
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