Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
So much Jack, so little girl.
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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