dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
Drunk packed a lunch. Made two turkey sandwiches and threw in a bag of raw bacon. Gold star for the day drunk self.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
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