"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
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