he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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