Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
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