What a fucking waste of an outfit
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
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