It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
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