Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
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