Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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