i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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