How crunk are you?
I'm a Tom Selleck. Zero being Tipper Gore and max being the Bush twins
pop tarts are not kleenex
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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