so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
she pinky promised me she was 18
So squirting runs in the family.
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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