i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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