Pappa wants mamma naked
I think I just saw someone hide a body.
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
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