It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
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