this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
Pls stop me from telling anyone else my broken blood-vessel + splint are "climax-related" injuries.
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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