Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
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