If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
come pick me up. please. i just puked in my lap. bring pants.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
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