love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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