Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
I woke up this morning to my phone notebook open and written was "reasons why I'm a whore in chronological order" then it listed everybody I've had sex with in the past five months.
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
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