Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
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