have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
The bar has bullet holes in the ceiling, and the country singer had been playing drunken weezer covers. A man just bought me a beer on the grounds that I 'have his back' in a fist fight with a stranger texan. And, yes, the bartender is wearing a sherif's badge
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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