Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
he's single and there are thong briefs.
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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