I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
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