goodnight i made you a song goodbye
Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
I walked in on you eating olive oil off of a plate. you gave me this look and I just started crying. we were that drunk.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
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