everytime i eat a fruit i feel like i'm eating ovaries
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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